World Cup 2010 Squads

There has been a shock re-organisation of many of the 2010 World Cup squads. Here are the latest teams:

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinocchio
Libero
Vimto   |   Memento   |   Borneo   |   Tango
Cheerio   |   Subbuteo
Scenario   |   Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Itch
Annoyingitch   |   Hardtoreachitch   |   Scratchanitch
Hic   |   Sic   |   Spic   |   Pric
Digaditch   |   Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov   |   Chesticov   |   Nasticov
Slalomsky   |   Downhillsky
Risky   |   Swedishshev   |   Mastershev
Fuckov   |   Ufuckov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou   |   Blessiou   |   Thankyiou
Busqueue   |   Snookercu
Pennyciou   |   Twoapennyciou   |   Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou   |   Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan
Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen   |   Crapdefenssen   |   Haveagossen
Firstsson   |   Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen   |   Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen   |   Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Baloni
Potbelli   |   Beerbelli   |   Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli   |   Yrarseissmelli   |   Onetoomani
Legslikejelli   |   Havabenni
Wobblijelli   |   Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!
Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava   |   Hopelez   |   Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina   |   Skrewdigalz   |   Luis Canon   |   Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria
Don Key
Burrito
Speedy
Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland   |   Van der Valk   |   Van Gard   |   Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus   |   Hertz van Rental   |   Transit van Dors
Van Coova   |   Van Sprokendown   |   Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
KUNTS
KUNTS   |   KUNTS   |   KUNTS   |   KUNTS
KUNTS   |   KUNTS   |   KUNTS   |   KUNTS
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SUBS:
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