The Mexican Maid

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.  My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. 

Wife:   'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' 

Maria:  'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' 

Wife:  'Who said you iron better than me?' 

Maria:  'Your husband said so.' 

Wife:  'Oh.' 

Maria:  'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' 

Wife:  'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' 

Maria:  'Your husband did.' 

Wife:  'Oh.' 

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' 

Wife:  (really furious now): 'My husband said that?' 

Maria: 'No Senora... the pool boy did.' 

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'