Controversial Advice

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue ... 

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..."

Doctor: "I have a very good remedy for that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was brilliant advice! Every time, my husband came home drunk, I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.

Doctor: "Now, you see, how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"