A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
During the lunch break she notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak with him.
"You ok?" she says.
"Yes, thank you", he replies.
"You can go and play with the other kids you know", she tells him.
"No, it's best I stay here", he says.
"What do you mean. Why?" says the blonde.
"Well miss, I'm the goal keeper."
