At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28
You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story<.br>
At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
According to the Office for National Statistics 190,374 people are having sex right now 212,130 are kissing and one person is reading jokes online.
You hang in there sunshine!
