Sign over a Gynaecologist' s Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Septic Tank Truck:
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a Taxidermist' s window:
'We really know our stuff.'
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Vets waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait ...'
RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'
