A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "but I need my hands to hold onto my hat."
"But, madam," he said, "you must know that your derrière is exposed!"
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but this hat I bought yesterday!"
