A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. 'Actually, even
with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to
choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There
are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
- A - Almost Boobs..
- B - Barely there...
- C - Can't Complain!...
- D - Dang!...
- DD - Double dang!...
- E - Enormous!...
- F - Fake...
- G - Get a Reduction...
- H - Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
Oh, almost forgot the German bra:
Holtzemfromfloppen
