"Outdoor Homes - Winter Olympics Driveway":
"Bandit Security - We Know Who Left With Your Telly":
"Security Stairs - For Total Peace of Mind":
"Isosceles Design - Creativity to our Neighbourhoods":
"Razor Tops - Positive Discrimination for Midgets":
"Patio Creations - Totally Private Balconies":
"City Living - Three Seconds to the Nearest Train":
"Urban Integration - Low Cost Lighting":
"Big and Tall - Cash for People of Larger Sizes":
"Ziggy Designs - Stairs to Keep Out Undesirable Strangers":
And the winner of Contractor of the Year 2009 goes to ...
"Bathroom Aesthetics - Urinal Bum Buddies":