Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Contractor of the Year Awards

And in this year's Contractor of the Year 2009 the nominees are:

"Outdoor Homes - Winter Olympics Driveway":

"Bandit Security - We Know Who Left With Your Telly":

"Security Stairs - For Total Peace of Mind":

"Isosceles Design - Creativity to our Neighbourhoods":

"Razor Tops - Positive Discrimination for Midgets":

"Patio Creations - Totally Private Balconies":

"City Living - Three Seconds to the Nearest Train":

"Urban Integration - Low Cost Lighting":

"Big and Tall - Cash for People of Larger Sizes":

"Ziggy Designs - Stairs to Keep Out Undesirable Strangers":

And the winner of Contractor of the Year 2009 goes to ...
"Bathroom Aesthetics - Urinal Bum Buddies":