An Aussie trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie [map].
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop."
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."
The trucker replied, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny…, I'm homesick."
