Normally I wouldn't have done this, but this was just such a great opportunity. I hope that you don't mind, but I entered your name in a draw for a seven day cruise. I have been assured you that no sales people will call or bother you in anyway, unless you are the lucky winner of the grand prize.
This is completely on the up and up.
I've taken the liberty of putting your name into the drawing for a Seven day Six night Cruise on the fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the 'Dixie Belle'. All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included. With dinner at the captain's table as his personal guest. Good luck, I hope you win!
Your first night's meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled Louisiana Rusty Crawfish!
Boy, I wish I was goin' with ya'll.
If'n ya'll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the Famous, 'Ole' Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostesses Eulla Bell and Krissie.
Since ya'll may have the presidential suite, ya'll still have a balcony view and the finest facilities.
Nothing is too good for my friends!
Here follow some promotional photos of the luxurious 'Dixie Belle' Flag ship:
