A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and goes off to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was smoking a joint with the koala in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
"I just gotta see this, a koala smoking a joint!", says the crocodile and waddles off into the rain forest.
He finds the koala up in a tree just taking the last drag of his joint and calls out to him, "Hey you!"
The koala squints down at him and says, "Faaaaarrrrk dude... how much water did you drink?!!"
