Life Savers

The Candy With The Little Hole The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green.....................Lime Orange...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue." "It's what your mother sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, "They're called ass-holes!?"