Wednesday 30 June 2010

Catholic Chortle

An Irish priest was transferred to Ballina Catholic Church.
 
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.  It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.
 
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. 
 
He then noticed there was a Donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
 
Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.
 
The conversation went like this:
 
''Good morning.  This is Sergeant Jones.  How might I help you?"
 
"And the best of the day ter yer good self.  This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church.  There's a Donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn."
 
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk
 
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
 
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment & then Father O'Malley replied:
 
"Ah, to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."